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Pizza places close at 8
Rising rents, rising rates
Boutiques and the apple store
Don't go near 'em if you're poor
One big club you're not in
One big game you won't win
Twenty-seven dollar drinks
College town, no one thinks
This town used to be real cool
'Til it got bought by the school
Million-dollar room and board
Breathing air you can't afford
Nice place to visit, just for a night out
Stay any longer, you're gonna get priced out
What the fuck kind of pizza place closes
At eight o' clock on a Saturday night?
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Saw the homie the other day
We went walking down the way
Fifteen minutes came and went
And I had nothing to say
Already talked about the weather
Asked them where they got that sweater
Nothing to say you'd want to hear
Haven't done jack shit all year
This shit happens every time
They probably think I'm a creep
And when I go to bed tonight
I won't get no fuckin' sleep
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Worse Than I Thought
01:18
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Think that you're a savior, you fight for greater good
But surprise, you're an asshole
Think you're only doing all the things you think you should
Turns out, you've got no soul
Say you're not a follower, don't stick with the herd
But deep down, you're just like them
Looking at your actions, they're not matching with your words
You're part of the problem
Fake fuck, a wannabe
Feigning human decency
Why pretend to be something you're not?
In spite of all the bullshit, I know one thing is true
I've never had the highest opinion of you
But the truth is, you're much worse than I thought
Think that you're a savior, you fight for greater good
But surprise, you're an asshole
Think you're only doing all the things you think you should
Turns out, you've got no soul
Always try to do everything you think is right
But somehow, you still get stuck
If you find you really want to help out in the fight
You might just have to give a fuck
I'm a dumbfuck, a wannabe
Trying to make the world better for you and me
Ain't got much to give, but it's all I got
You want bad qualities, you know I've got a wealth
Always knew I had to do some working on myself
But the truth is that I'm much worse than I thought
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Grocery Shopping
00:59
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Goin' out, goin' grocery shopping
Goin' hard and I'm not stopping
Get the things I need to survive
And to make a vegan stir fry
Pull up and grab a shopping cart
Think I'm gonna get some Pop-Tarts
But they're out of strawberry ones
It's all shitty cinnamon bun
I'm trying to go grocery shopping
But the shelves they're not restocking
At home, the workers staying
'Cause at corporate, no one's paying
Now I see, it's the solution
This is the true revolution
Join the fight for the working class
By sitting on your fucking ass
GO!!!
Fuck going grocery shopping
Fuck fuckin' Stop & Shop and
If you wanna make it work
Stuff a turkey up your shirt
Make your way to the exit
They'll soon feel the effects
You'll score yourself a nice free meal
It tastes much better when you steal it
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Sing along if ya know da woids!
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Come meet me at Applebee's
We'll drink for free at Applebee's
We'll be obese at Applebee's
We might OD at Applebee's
Tonight
You can't fail at Applebee's
We'll do some rails at Applebee's
We'll eat some nails at Applebee's
We'll grow a tail at Applebee's
Tonight
Men of the cloth at Applebee's
Have bread and broth at Applebee's
We'll meet a sloth at Applebee's
The hostess is goth at Applebee's
Tonight
No one frowns at Applebee's
We'll paint the town at Applebee's
We'll meet a clown at Applebee's
We're burning down the Applebee's
Tonight
Dollaritas, boneless wings
Property damage
A few of my favorite things
I'm dancing on the tabletop
My dick is out
And soon I'm gonna fistfight a cop
And then I'm gonna steal his car
And drive it through
My Neighborhood Grill + Bar (TM)
If any words were ever true, it's these:
Sometimes you don't get the apples
You just get the bees
Sometimes you don't get the apples
You just get the bees
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One-man, one-drum machine dirty-ass lo-fi punk rock. To be played as loud as possible on the shittiest speakers available to the listener. Wake your neighbor, kill your landlord, fuck a cop's wife.
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