Assorted Horseshit Vol. 2: February '22, by The Minor Inconveniences

Assorted Horseshit Vol. 2: February '22

by The Minor Inconveniences

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Riot Radio This guy is cooler than most one-man bands. And if you ask me, one-man bands are pretty fucking cool. Favorite track: Perennial Told Us To Go Home And Make Something, And I'm About To Make Them Regret Those Goddamn Words.

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1.	There Will Be A Brief Talkback Session Following The Performance 00:44	lyrics	buy track
Oh, here we fucking go Time to see the homie's show Afterwards there's a talk-back session I'm gonna look like a schmo Erudite observations Spawned from educated minds And my impostor syndrome Starts working overtime Information I can't retain Bounces off my fried egg brain Never feel as fucking dumb As when my turn to speak has come It's not that I don't care, But mentally, I'm everywhere My brain's too filled with rot To form a coherent thought Every time I'm asked to speak Fucks up my entire week Bring a bleu cheese dressing cup For this word salad I'm servin' up Wanna help, I wish I could Words bad mouth no speak the good I wanna jump off a bridge Something something rhymes with bridge AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2.	Beef Wellington Is A Fucking Scam 00:41	lyrics	buy track
Trying to score beef wellington Why's it so hard? If I wanna get something good I get in my car And you know I'm gonna have to drive A fucking hour And you know they're gonna make me pay A hundred dollars Now, I'm no fucking master chef Can't cook for shit But I'd sooner take my chances Than sit here and take this Where the fuck do they get off Eatin' beef by the beach? Why's it seem everything that's good Is just out of my reach? They just wanna keep us in line But I won't assist 'em We'll make our own shit And dismantle their system Now, I'm no fucking master chef Can't cook for shit But I'd sooner take my chances Than sit here and take this
3.	I Work For A Solar Company 00:53	lyrics	buy track
I work for a solar company Come buy solar panels from me Save a couple bucks on electricity Give it up for renewable energy I find the customers and call 'em up Ask if they wanna move their installation up They tell me to go fuck myself And I say "thank you, have a nice day!" I work for a solar company Come buy solar panels from me I put on khakis and I punch the clock How's THAT for punk rock? Life's one big coffee buzz No clue what the guy in the next cubicle does I do my shit and I stay in my lane They pay me just enough so I won't complain But I do
4.	I Rubbed One Of Those Dumb-Ass Rocks For An Hour, And It Didn't Do Fuck-All For My Anxiety 01:00	lyrics	buy track
Don't tell me that amethyst Is what's gonna ease my pain Don't tell me that black onyx Will fix what's fucked up in my brain Expect me to believe citrine will help me In those areas of life where I fall short Expect me to believe sodalite will make me Stop feeling like I'm being hunted for sport Go to fucking therapy
5.	Perennial Told Us To Go Home And Make Something, And I'm About To Make Them Regret Those Goddamn Words 00:47	lyrics	buy track
incomprehensible gibberish (melodica solo)

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The February installment of ASSORTED HORSESHIT!!! LOVE AND VIOLENCE: songs for you and that special someone to swing fists at each other to!!! Recorded primarily from 2/21-2/25, I was so busy enjoying the rush of releasing Volume 1 that the end of February snuck right up on my goofy ass and I had to bang these tracks out right quick! Next month's experiment will be recording the songs at the BEGINNING of the month, and sitting around ass-scratchin' at the END of the month! Ahhh, science!
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released February 28, 2022

Zach Fontanez: vocals, guitar, bass, drum machine programming, melodica

All songs written and performed by Zach Fontanez

Recorded at Electric Schmuck Studios

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The Minor Inconveniences Meriden, Connecticut

One-man, one-drum machine dirty-ass lo-fi punk rock. To be played as loud as possible on the shittiest speakers available to the listener. Wake your neighbor, kill your landlord, fuck a cop's wife.
TONIGHT!!!

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