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fuck boston ep

by The Minor Inconveniences

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1.
permit only 01:03
living in the land of the stripes and the stars i can't do shit if i don't have a car if you park in the wrong set of lines get left bereft by the heftiest fines it's all a scam it's a big money grab the automobile that i'm forced to have where am i supposed to park this piece of shit? "somewhere else, asshole, you ain't got the permit" driving like a jackass i'm circling the block burning up my gas, putting miles on the clock if i park it somewhere i don't pay the rent city's gonna take me for every last cent it's something new i gotta pay for every fucking day i didn't ask to exist why you gonna make me pay? ticket me, asshole soon it'll be your turn to pay
2.
fuck up 00:32
i'm a fuck up i suck i'm a fuck up i suck i'm a fuck up i suck i fuck everything up all i do is disappoint get me out of this joint i deserve nothing but a bullet in the head fuck up deep, fuck up wide life's a slow suicide what's the point in trying? i should've stayed in bed i'm a fuck up i suck i'm a fuck up i suck i'm a fuck up i suck i fuck everything up i'm a fuck up I suck i'm a fuck up i suck i'm a fuck up i fucking suck
3.
every other week something gets torn down to build luxury condos in someone's town another community space got paved so some asshole could build a wine cave i don't want you rich fucks i don't want you rich fucks i don't want you rich fucks in my place i don't want you rich fucks i don't want you rich fucks get this bougie bullshit out of my face every other week something gets torn down to build luxury condos in my town gentrification and corporate greed i wanna rip you out, you're a fucking weed i don't want you rich fucks i don't want you rich fucks i don't want you rich fucks in my town no more luxury condos no more luxury condos gonna burn those motherfuckers down
4.
false promises got made best of plans were mislaid developments delayed hope for future it fades you expect me to work but give me nothing to work for tell me to shut my mouth and never think to ask for more i'm getting diminishing returns i'm watching my world burn i'm getting diminishing returns when will you fucking learn? false promises got made best of plans were mislaid keep us starved and afraid living just to get paid we work and slave our lives away while pigs hoard all the wealth don't try to convince me this is life can't even convince yourself we're getting diminishing returns we're watching our world burn we're getting diminishing returns when will you fucking learn?
5.
who laid out this fucking town? i can't find my way around just when i think i'm on track i am forced to double back every fifteen feet i shout "another fucking roundabout?!?!? who the fuck builds roads this way?!? someone's gonna have to pay" they don't want you to get out they don't want you to get out they don't want you to get out they'd fix it otherwise this whole state's laid out like shit don't know who signed off on it some motherfucker who owned slaves i wanna shit on his grave they did no fucking work just poured asphalt over dirt no one has what they need don't have tools to succeed they don't want you to get out they don't want you to get out they don't want you to get out they'd fix it otherwise if you wanna find your way, build your own new roads today no one's who's in charge is gonna give you the supplies driving in circles and we're going nowhere it's not that we can't fix it, it's that nobody cares the government would rather spend the money on bombs and it extracts it from the line cooks and the soccer moms so we all get stuck in traffic and we sit there like jerks, 'cause ain't no money to be made in funding systems that work so if you're sick of all the bullshit and you want what you're owed, you gotta get yourself the tools you need to build your own roads
6.
there's a war in my head and no matter who wins, i lose There's always voices calling, laughing screaming in my mind There's never any quiet why is peace so hard to find? Couldn't stop them if I wanted to, I don't know what the fuck to do They tell me to be angry and they tell me to be mean They say not to believe a single fucking thing I've seen With thoughts like that in my head, it'll be no wonder when I wind up dead They don't have nothing nice to say, they tell me to get fucked They only want what's worst for me I'm set to self-destruct A passing urge they make it linger, Where's the trigger? Here's my finger They've taken everything from me and still they scream for more I give and give it's not enough what do I bother for? With thoughts like that in my head, it'll be no wonder when I wind up dead Life's not easy, life's not fun Plant a big sloppy kiss on the barrel of a gun Don't have to struggle, it's easy to see My life's a fucking joke and everyone's laughing but me Ha ha ha when I wind up dead Ha ha ha when I wind up dead "Uh yeah, I always kinda figured one day, he'd, ya know, wind up dead"

about

Songs written and recorded between March 14th and April 16th while I was in Boston working on a production of Jay Eddy's "Alligator-A-Phobia IN 3-D!"

Special thanks to Jay Eddy and Sam Plattus for having me aboard, letting me crash with them, putting up with my little plinky-plinky noises for as long as they did, and for being my friends.

Bands I ripped off to make this:
Bad Anxiety, DELCO MF'S, White Pigs, PCP and the Knives, DRI, Cruelster, GEL, Innuendo, Phantom, Impalers, Jay Eddy

credits

released May 1, 2023

All songs written, performed and recorded at the Rockland Suite in Rockland, MA

All songs written, performed and recorded by Zach Fontanez, with the exception of track 6, which was written by PCP and the Knives (pcpandtheknives.bandcamp.com) (RIP)

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The Minor Inconveniences Meriden, Connecticut

One-man, one-drum machine dirty-ass lo-fi punk rock. To be played as loud as possible on the shittiest speakers available to the listener. Wake your neighbor, kill your landlord, fuck a cop's wife.
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