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Golden Girls (feat. Matt Kevorkian)

from Acid Scum & Other Ass​-​Bangin' Hits by The Minor Inconveniences

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This is a song I'ma rap and sing about
Called "Jesus Is The Answer"
(GOLDEN GIRLS, MOTHERFUCKER)

My veins are blue, my brains are electric
Ya gotta stay connected
There's a diddler on the Board of Ed, yo
He's tickling' all your kids, oh shit!

Wednesday morning, now
Gotta have some place to go
I call up Matty now
I call him on the telephone

Get the fuck up, come with me now
Goin' down to the Hose N' Nose
Walkin' down Forty-Three,
Drinkin' a forty, oh

(Hey, play a blast beat, asshole.)

My veins are blue, my brains are electric
Ya gotta stay connected
There's a diddler on the Board of Ed, yo
He's tickling' all your kids, oh shit!

Silver City is the place to rock
It is a place to go to buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here from everywhere to get down to the rock music

Gary the bartender wouldn't shut the fuck up
He keeps telling me about all his personal problems
I tell him to refill my Sea Hag and fuck off

(Lord, this one's for you...)

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from Acid Scum & Other Ass​-​Bangin' Hits, released October 31, 2020

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The Minor Inconveniences Meriden, Connecticut

One-man, one-drum machine dirty-ass lo-fi punk rock. To be played as loud as possible on the shittiest speakers available to the listener. Wake your neighbor, kill your landlord, fuck a cop's wife.
TONIGHT!!!

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